Flanrotfag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered swallow.

Flanrotfag created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanrotfag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flanrotfag, he will turn you into a puffin.

Flanrotfag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Flanrotfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Never laugh in the presence of whales.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never wear boots.