Fumtit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm troll.

Fumtit created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumtit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fumtit, he will not care.

Fumtit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fumtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Always treat cats with great respect.