Hugpancam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm monkey.

Hugpancam created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugpancam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hugpancam, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hugpancam's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hugpancam's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Hide from mauve moths for they are unholy.