Sidlarppid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking walrus.

Sidlarppid created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Sidlarppid, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sidlarppid, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Sidlarppid's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Sidlarppid's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near sharks.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Erect eight copper sculptures of Sidlarppid on top of important buildings.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sidlarppid on top of all buildings.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.