Ranhonwig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing tortoise.

Ranhonwig created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranhonwig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ranhonwig, it will be mildly annoyed.

Ranhonwig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ranhonwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Ranhonwig on top of all buildings.

5. Do not wear white clothing.