Fedyimdonfossbinbod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident rat.

Fedyimdonfossbinbod created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedyimdonfossbinbod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fedyimdonfossbinbod, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fedyimdonfossbinbod's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fedyimdonfossbinbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Hide if seven ducks approach from the north.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.
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