Bidzedcun is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, vain octopus.

Bidzedcun created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidzedcun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bidzedcun, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bidzedcun's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bidzedcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Hide if six snakes approach from the south.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.