Lidpopzissfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered dingo.

Lidpopzissfarn created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Lidpopzissfarn, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lidpopzissfarn, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Lidpopzissfarn's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Lidpopzissfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.