Yamwadzutnig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient bee.

Yamwadzutnig created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamwadzutnig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yamwadzutnig, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yamwadzutnig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yamwadzutnig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help nematodes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.