Butyotlop is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonourable jellyfish.

Butyotlop created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butyotlop, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Butyotlop, he will turn you into a dog.

Butyotlop's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Butyotlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.