Xemdobhasrul is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish giraffe.

Xemdobhasrul created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemdobhasrul, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Xemdobhasrul, she will jump up and down on your head.

Xemdobhasrul's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Xemdobhasrul's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about great tits.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Do not kill squirrels.