Sitlindum Rulbanban is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, duplicitous lion.

Sitlindum Rulbanban created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Sitlindum Rulbanban, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sitlindum Rulbanban, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Sitlindum Rulbanban's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sitlindum Rulbanban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sitlindum Rulbanban.

5. Never talk about ants.