Higapp is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, merciful parrot.

Higapp created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higapp, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Higapp, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Higapp's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Higapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Seals are not to be trusted.

4. You must pray to Higapp three times a day.

5. Do not listen to music.