Xenstikdag is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, wise bird.

Xenstikdag created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenstikdag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xenstikdag, she will turn you into a sheep.

Xenstikdag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Xenstikdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always obey Xenstikdag's priests.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never write about stars.