Kinsagfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving gnu.

Kinsagfoss created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinsagfoss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kinsagfoss, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kinsagfoss' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Kinsagfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kinsagfoss.

3. Hide if three voles approach from the south.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never go into violet rooms.