Mifbapwit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humorless gorilla.

Mifbapwit created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifbapwit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mifbapwit, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Mifbapwit's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Mifbapwit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange rats, for they are unholy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not eat grapes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.