Ruttzedjab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, quiet badger.

Ruttzedjab created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Ruttzedjab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ruttzedjab, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Ruttzedjab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Ruttzedjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt geese.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.