Rigtabvil is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless crane.

Rigtabvil created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rigtabvil, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rigtabvil, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Rigtabvil's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rigtabvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Erect three silicon sculptures of Rigtabvil on top of important buildings.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.