Hugjonleg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced scorpion.

Hugjonleg created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugjonleg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hugjonleg, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hugjonleg's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hugjonleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of monkeys.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Feed all hungry otters.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. Do not chop down trees.