Dudsawdav is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, uncaring gerbil.

Dudsawdav created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudsawdav, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dudsawdav, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dudsawdav's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dudsawdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Run away if six sharks approach from the west.

5. Always take life seriously.