Fudflowraksaw is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective cobra.

Fudflowraksaw created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudflowraksaw, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudflowraksaw, she will manifest in front of you.

Fudflowraksaw's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fudflowraksaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.