Vegcippad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonourable meerkat.

Vegcippad created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegcippad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vegcippad, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vegcippad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Vegcippad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never write about planets.