Yakdogbam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered squirrel.

Yakdogbam created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakdogbam, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yakdogbam, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yakdogbam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yakdogbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Always help rats.

3. Never wear coats.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Always wear violet.