Vonklibtit is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, boastful wolf.

Vonklibtit created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Vonklibtit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vonklibtit, he will be very sad.

Vonklibtit's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vonklibtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention doves.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always obey Vonklibtit's priests.