Sitliknur is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, passionate wombat.

Sitliknur created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitliknur, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sitliknur, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sitliknur's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sitliknur's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Sitliknur loves pigs, so they must be respected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sitliknur.