Komtipfigflatnabcemxuctad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, boastful mole.

Komtipfigflatnabcemxuctad created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komtipfigflatnabcemxuctad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Komtipfigflatnabcemxuctad, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Komtipfigflatnabcemxuctad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Komtipfigflatnabcemxuctad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not listen to music.