Veencandad Afxucgud is a god.

He takes the form of a small, wise raven.

Veencandad Afxucgud created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veencandad Afxucgud, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Veencandad Afxucgud, he will send minions to preach to you.

Veencandad Afxucgud's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Veencandad Afxucgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Veencandad Afxucgud on top of all buildings.

3. Veencandad Afxucgud loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Never write about gravity.