Limkemflapbugquart Libcargigyak is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, quiet wombat.

Limkemflapbugquart Libcargigyak created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Limkemflapbugquart Libcargigyak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Limkemflapbugquart Libcargigyak, she will turn you into a slug.

Limkemflapbugquart Libcargigyak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Limkemflapbugquart Libcargigyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Limkemflapbugquart Libcargigyak loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about moons.