Wadvadzak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish giraffe.

Wadvadzak created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadvadzak, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wadvadzak, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wadvadzak's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Wadvadzak's Holy Commandments

1. Wadvadzak loves mites, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wadvadzak.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.