Appganbot is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy shark.

Appganbot created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appganbot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Appganbot, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Appganbot's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Appganbot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never wear fawn hats.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Appganbot.

5. Never paint your arms violet.