Fenbidten Mapsandmid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical wren.

Fenbidten Mapsandmid created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenbidten Mapsandmid, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fenbidten Mapsandmid, he will turn you into a hamster.

Fenbidten Mapsandmid's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fenbidten Mapsandmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear gray corsets.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Fast once a month.