Gutshavdib is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, grumpy centipede.

Gutshavdib created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutshavdib, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gutshavdib, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gutshavdib's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gutshavdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help sick cats.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Do not covet oxen.