Henflig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing ant.

Henflig created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henflig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Henflig, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Henflig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Henflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never hurt manatees.