Hasflabwap is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, flying lobster.

Hasflabwap created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hasflabwap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hasflabwap, he will strike you with lightening.

Hasflabwap's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hasflabwap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Hasflabwap must be the most important thing in your life.