Gessditdon Nutbugsag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart swallow.

Gessditdon Nutbugsag created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gessditdon Nutbugsag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gessditdon Nutbugsag, she will not care at all.

Gessditdon Nutbugsag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gessditdon Nutbugsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Run away if three rats approach from the west.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.