Stikhivceb is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind wyvern.

Stikhivceb created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stikhivceb, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stikhivceb, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Stikhivceb's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Stikhivceb's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three monkeys approach from the south.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stikhivceb.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.