Nutmiglid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient raccoon.

Nutmiglid created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutmiglid, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nutmiglid, it will turn you into a duck.

Nutmiglid's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nutmiglid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Badgers are not to be trusted.

3. You must love Nutmiglid.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always help tapirs in need.