Pintargjat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing crow.

Pintargjat created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pintargjat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pintargjat, she will boil you in a big pot.

Pintargjat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pintargjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never mention snakes.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always obey Pintargjat's priests.