Tondussgod is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, omniscient sheep.

Tondussgod created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tondussgod, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tondussgod, it will not care.

Tondussgod's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tondussgod's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tondussgod.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.