Nabbogsandhub is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic snail.

Nabbogsandhub created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabbogsandhub, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nabbogsandhub, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Nabbogsandhub's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Nabbogsandhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never paint your face cyan.