Litpopcun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient meerkat.

Litpopcun created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Litpopcun, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Litpopcun, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Litpopcun's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Litpopcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never feed rice to ducks while wearing indigo hats.

3. Litpopcun loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Never laugh in the presence of sharks.

5. Never hurt gulls.