Cussmigmab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, grumpy snake.

Cussmigmab created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussmigmab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cussmigmab, she will have a low opinion of you.

Cussmigmab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cussmigmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. You must love Cussmigmab.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Pray towards the south.