Jigtimdap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered wasp.

Jigtimdap created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Jigtimdap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jigtimdap, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jigtimdap's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Jigtimdap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Do not take Jigtimdap's name in vain.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.