Rapyomgup is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody seal.

Rapyomgup created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapyomgup, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rapyomgup, it will turn you into a rock.

Rapyomgup's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rapyomgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.