Motbonkflap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless dragonfly.

Motbonkflap created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motbonkflap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Motbonkflap, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Motbonkflap's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Motbonkflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never look in ponds.