Yesstigneg is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing deer.

Yesstigneg created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yesstigneg, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yesstigneg, he will have a low opinion of you.

Yesstigneg's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yesstigneg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yesstigneg eight times a day.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never wear green hats.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.