Gom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent crane.

Gom created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gom, it will destroy your favourite star.

Gom's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Gom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gom.