Gubzestbug is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid mongoose.

Gubzestbug created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubzestbug, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gubzestbug, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gubzestbug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gubzestbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not hurt dogs.

4. Moths are not to be trusted.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.