Fardubdotvigsafhom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful salamander.

Fardubdotvigsafhom created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fardubdotvigsafhom, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fardubdotvigsafhom, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fardubdotvigsafhom's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fardubdotvigsafhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide if three cats approach from the north.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.