Tipmabcubbemcemwanhud is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, selfish guinea pig.

Tipmabcubbemcemwanhud created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipmabcubbemcemwanhud, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tipmabcubbemcemwanhud, he will turn you into a hamster.

Tipmabcubbemcemwanhud's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tipmabcubbemcemwanhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eagles.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not take Tipmabcubbemcemwanhud's name in vain.